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I got my hands on the “Ghostbusters 3” script. These are my top ten favorite lines.

I found the script online.  I’m not gonna post it but you can do some Googling if you really care.  These are the 10 funniest lines I found in the script if you want a preview:

1)  “I remember a time when we only had one black guy working here.”

2)  “It seems that 3 decades of busting ghosts have made us all morbidly obese. Especially Ray and Egon.”

3)  “Oh no, there are ghosts all over this blues club! We better go undercover and sing ‘Soul Man’ to get these ghosts.”

4)  “Lets remember why we’re all here. This is a lucrative business and my vodka business isn’t doing so well.”

5)  “Hey, Venkman! You look great after all these years. Almost exactly like Ashton Kutcher.”

6)  This is an unexplained phenomena that is happening for no slime or reason.”

7)  “You wanna jump my bones? But you’re a skeleton!” 

8)  “Point the proton packs at the camera to utilize the inevitable 3D aspect of this movie!”

9)  “Oh no, I just discovered an iPhone app that zaps ghosts or whatever the fuck we do. Our business is ruined!”

10)  “Remember that third Crocodile Dundee movie?  I’m the kind of guy who doesn’t think that movie was a terrible idea.  But my favorite movie is Godfather 3.”


  1. hotcomedytour reblogged this from nickturnercomedy and added:
    Best lines form the Ghostbusters 3 Script. Can’t wait!
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