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Ok, I usually do pretty well.  I don’t bet on surprises like some chumps.  Picked four categories out of a hat.  Five of the Best Picture nominees were terrible, terrible movies.  Here we go:

Best Picture:  The Artist

Actor:  Jean DuJardin

Actress:  Viola Davis

Director:  Michel Hazanavicius

Supporting Actor:  Christopher Plummer

Supporting Actress:  Octavia Spencer

Animated Feature:  Rango

Cinematography:  The Artist

Original Screenplay:  Midnight in Paris

Adapted Screenplay:  The Descendants

Foreign:  A Separation

Doc Feature:  Paradise Lost 3

Art Direction:  Hugo

Costume Design:  The Artist

Editing: The Artist

Makeup:  Iron Lady

Score:  The Artist

Song:  Man or Muppet

Sound Editing:  Hugo

Sound Mixing:  Hugo

Visual Effects: Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Animated Short:  The Fantastic Flying Flying Books of Mr Morris Less…

Documentary Short:  Saving Face

Live Action Short:  The Shore